Santa was a little naughty and, got into an altercation with one of his elves.

Oh! Seems Santa got stewed On way too much stout An elf with a ‘tude Knocked all his teeth out Santa Claus is gummin' food down Saint Nick made a pass At Wink the elf’s wife Thank goodness Wink had A club, not a knife Santa Claus is gummin' food down Incisors and some canines Would help to bite and chew He starts his tea at noon time But, it’s night before he’s through So…he bought a new grin Thought he’d save a bit The uppers are tin The lowers don’t fit Santa Claus is gummin' food down Cookies are out They hurt his gums Leave him some cake When Christmas Eve comes Santa Claus is gummin' food down Pillow in air, He yells, “What’s the deal?” No change is there Tooth Fairy ain’t real Santa Claus is gummin' food down He’s shunning peanut brittle And no more Jujubes His pantry’s stocked with Gerber’s jars Of creamed spinach and strained peas Oh! Santa got stewed On way too much stout An elf with a ‘tude Knocked all his teeth out Santa Claus is gummin' (Where are my glatheth?) Santa Claus is gummin' (Where are my teeth?) Santa Claus is gummin' Food down (Ho, Ho Ho, Mewwy Chrithmath!)