Lyrics
Two Clicks
I'm omnipresent like Sony or Cheese and Macaroni - I don’t like Bologna
But I like it when you show me your tits
When I get drunk my conscience slips - sorry ma’am I can’t read your lips
I said I’m sorry m’am I can’t read your lips
My vivid mind drips with endless imagination
We should hook up in my secret space station
I like my nation - It likes inflation - condensation’s cool
I only drool when I sleep
Whose council do you keep – on who’s to be a Jedi
You need some Visine - I can see your f*** in’ redeye
Like a bird I wanna fly - I tied my shoe when I was three
Are you glad that you can see? I’d like to charge a fee
I’m wishing you were me and that’s the way its gonna be
Chorus
Can you pick up what I’m puttin down
I’ve been down and out I climbed to the sounds
A deep bass groove is heaven to me
With words layered on flowin’ lyrically
I absorb random data all night long
I put the illlest bits into every rippin song
The rest gets packed in the graphix bong
when you know the words please sing along
To me what is horrible is something unexploreable
The load gets unbearable - though I’d never stop my brain
Even though I’m two-clicks from clinically insane
Please don’t test me its o.k. to second guess me
If you start talkin sh** I’m only gonna forget you
Like a 90 year old lady wearin ill perfume
Strike a match to kill the linger as my fused words go Boom!
I like to write about doom and gloom
I gotta consume to keep the economy a rollin’
The governments controllin’ while your rollin’ a jay
It’s gonna be o.k. if you live for today
Too many people pray - too many people prey
On the minds of the weak - How did we learn to speak?
I think I sprung a leak in the pool of the genes
I enjoy the scenes when girls remove their jeans
I’m enjoyin’ you while you’re chillin’ with me
Said “I’m enjoyin’ you while you’re chillin’ with me.”
The jelly of my mind is on fire - like a wire full with spark
It keeps on flowing like a river motherf*** er - like the moon its always dark
Spinning webs like shade on a narc - if I found god I’d sick her on Marc
If I were on Jaws I’d be a killer shark - in Indiana Jones I’d be the lost Ark
If you paint a panther pink I’ll be the Aardvark
And on the butt-naked girlies I’m on the stark parts
As the music takes over - throw away your sober
Maybe try to get lucky - but first get to know her
Like a four-leaf clover hittin’ on the green to make the brain slower
Calm the dogs down and wash the odor from the rover
Not a rover like a Hummer not a buzzkill like a bummer
Like a breeze through the trees and the crickets in the summer
I got no score to settle - just a scratch to the phat beat
So throw down your seat and find a lady worth freakin’
Let your body twitch and get your grey matter tweakin’
Let your body twitch and get your grey matter tweakin’
‘said “Let your body twitch and get your grey matter tweakin’”
