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Old dog won’t learn ©Wolff/Siegel, 2011 Jukebox ate quarters like a cockerspaniel eatin' cake Double or nothin' pool was a bonehead mistake Went there with cash; came home with a headache Seems I'm payin' for pain with the money I make But this old dog just don't learn Blue collars don't come with money to burn Diggin' a hole, drinkin' the dollars I earn This old dog just don't learn I admit I got as drunk as a poor mutt can get Chuggin' cheap whiskey that's meant to be sipped Redheaded waitress got a wolf sized tip, 'cuz I like to be a big dog when I'm gettin' ripped Oh, this old dog just don't learn Blue collars don't come with money to burn Diggin' a hole, drinkin' the dollars I earn This old dog just don't learn No scratch left for a cab I'm walkin' home after payin' my tab Howlin' to the moon 'bout the money I spent Watchin' waggin' waitress tail Lapping toilet water from the rail Is more doggone fun than paying my rent And this old dog just don't learn Blue collars don't come with money to burn Diggin' a hole drinkin' the dollars I earn This old dog just don't learn New tricks don't come easy, that I can confirm This old dog just don't learn Weekends aren't cheap, and I should be concerned But this old dog just don't learn