Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
now enrolling
Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
please ignore our students groaning
he welcomes you into his school
a large majestic stone cathedral
speakers blaze a circus tune
a clown head sits upon the steeple
students mill around the yard
drifting slowly left to right
a bright red scar between the eyes
marks the place the scalpel sliced
nurses clad in chain-mail vests
stand the guard beside the gate
billy clubs clutched to their chest
pistols strapped around their waist
Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
there are no books here
Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
you'll learn from your fear
Ronald runs a circus in the spring
all the people stare with rapt attention
music blares to hide the screams
of students cured by his inventions
monkey sits upon his arm
handing him his long long forceps
he closes the door to the hall
and straps you to an iron bed
something doesn't feel right
when you look at that big grin
Ronald Riggly shuts his eyes
before he drives the scalpel in
Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
hear the screaming
Ronald Riggly's school for the criminally insane
the pain is teaching
(sounds of students studying)