A little song I wrote while breaking in some new strings on my guitar.
Charts #1,569 today
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December 27, 2010
If you're real nice I'll give you advice
but if you're mean I'll give you head lice.
A bottle rocket in your pocket
and if you tell then I'll ignite it.
I'll knock you silly, give a wet willy.
I'll tell you that your hair looks silly.
Drink all your kool-aid, tear off your band-aid.
I'll spray your toothbrush with anti-roach Raid.
I'll pick on your brother, bad mouth your mother.
I'll tell the mob you're undercover.
I'll burn your house up, spill your ketchup.
I'll drive your car into a pileup.
I don't want to do these things
so please be nice to me.