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Thank You Mr. Santa Claus
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words and music by C. Stewart ( Dec. 13, 2010 )
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December 17, 2010
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Thank You Mr. Santa Claus ? words and music by C. Stewart ( Dec. 13, 2010 ) The palm trees are shivering As old man winter blows My garden might end up with A cucumber in snow But I've still got the spirit And a half a case of beer Ray Charles is singing loud Christmas time is here CHORUS.... But we ain't got no chimney On this old double wide The doors are locked with Pit bull's inside So Santa here's an option that Might make better sense Drop our packages over the fence Bring the twins a doll that wets With tiny golden curls A big city diamond ring For Pearl my favorite girl And some dirt plowin' tractors For my country fried boys And man I'd like a set of drums So I can make some noise REPEAT CHORUS.... But we ain't got no chimney On this old double wide And grandma's got her Double barrel inside So Santa here's an option that Might make better sense Drop our packages over the fence Thank you Mr. Santa Claus You're a far out dude Everyone's in love with your Ho Ho Ho attitude REPEAT 1st CHORUS....
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