A parody of 'I'm Looking Through You,' written about excessive airport security.
acoustic
funny
radio
political humor
qvc
song parodies
steve bryant
Lyrics
We’re Looking Through You
A Parody of “I’m Looking Through You”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
We’re looking through you,
And you don’t know.
The rays subdue you.
Just watch you glow.
We’ll see you naked and save the scan.
We’re looking through you,
Because we can.
We took your freedom,
We took your rights.
‘Cause you don’t need ‘em.
You lost the fight.
We’ll squeeze your privates if you protest.
We’re looking through you,
To see you undressed.
You traded liberty for safety sake.
We get away with what used to be statutory rape.
The Constitution,
Is on the run
No revolution,
Terrorists won.
You think we’re scanning to find a bomb.
But we’re just planning to grope your mom.
Janet Napolitano won’t regret.
She always flies on a big taxpayer funded private jet.
We’re looking through you.
Each time you fly.
The radiation
Could make you die.
We know our screeners can be quite rude.
But we’re in charge now,
And you’re just screwed.