In class today, a revelation came and even though it's impossible, let her dream...
mdt rap leonard romeo mic
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Story behind the song
This girl who I used to know one day got into a discussion that sounded something like this:
"Seriously, you guys don't know how hard it is. I mean, you guys can just, whi-pish! Whip it out and go! It's so hard being a girl... I wish I had a penis."
Later on, the day after, she suggested I write a song about it. The next day I had a field trip to Kalamazoo, which meant a four-hour bus trip each way. I wrote the song, came home later on and made the beat, and the rest is history.
And the Family Guy thing inside of the song; my little brother was there while I was recording. I thought it'd be funny if I left that in.
All in all, the girl ended up being a bitch.
Lyrics
She stands alone with her hands on the counter,
staring into the bathroom mirror,
and the picture is clear.
Although she wishes she could, it's impossible.
No, it'll never happen at all.
She cries at night all the time
and she fights the demons locked deep inside her mind.
The future does not look that good.
Since she had fallen, she had never felt that small.
But in class today,
a revelation came,
and even though it's impossible, let her dream...
She wishes she had a penis.
Then her life would make more sense.
She wishes she had a penis!
Then she'd really impress her friends
and she could put her boyfriend in check
and make him give her head without using a strap-on.
Admit, you'd wanna see it...
...if she had a penis...
"Look, as soon as I'm done recording the vocals, you can watch Family Guy."
She tells male friends of the hell that is
to drop pants everytime when you really have to piss.
It'd be so much easier if she could pull it out quickly
then zip it right back and just move on.
It'd never have to be dead-on center, her memeber,
it could be placed on her left thigh
and when she'd have to take a piss,
her enemies would all just drip
from their shoes to their upper lip.
In class today,
the deprivation came
and now she wallows in envy. Let her dream...
She wishes she had a penis.
Maybe then she'd have a shiny, happy life.
She wishes she had a penis!
If she did, she's go out and use it all the time.
She'd probably go on to have so much more sex
become a bi like all the rest.
She wish she had a penis...
...and so does her ex.