Part 1 of a 5-part pseudo-proggy, epic conceptual suite in the grand tradition of "2112" and "Karn Evil 9", just not as ambitious or professionally-performed. Dedicated to anyone who uses a telephone to earn a living.
The United Booths of Anconia!
How can we call to say we love you?
We shall dial for you
For those about to dial, we salute you
The Gatekeeper shall find you, humiliate you,
And make you feel like dung
And over all your houses the flags will be hung
And over and over again the songs will be sung
Hail Anconia!
All requests shall be denied
All entreaties shall be defied
Come along I'll be your guide
To the United Booths of Anconia!