This song is fast and punky with *clever* lyrics
This song is a play on the censors
I went to the snooker hall
With a friend of mine
Had his own cue
Mine, I never brought
The lady looked at me and then she said
Son, you have a choice of these cues here
Four Cues, Four Cues, Four Cues
I had a choice of four snooker cues
Four Cues, Four Cues, Four Cues
I had a choice of four snooker cues
Reading in a magazine, just the other day
Saw my favourite band playing locally
Got myself out of bed to get some tickets
When I got there
what a scare
You know what was there
Four Queues, Four Queues, Four Queues
I had a choice of four long queues
Four Queues, Four Queues, Four Queues
I had a choice of four long queues
Sitting in my maths class
Bored out my mind
Staring at my watch
Somebody asked the time
Teacher came over and asked me a question
"What's the cube root of 64?"
Four Cubed, Four Cubed, Four Cubed
I believe the answer is Four Cubed
Four Cubed, Four Cubed, Four Cubed
I believe the answer is Four Cubed
I believe that it is, brothers and sisters!