I'm sitting with the prince's heirs
sipping tea and splitting hairs
the only one who really cares
is waiting in the car
the prince he was a humble man
he drove a silver minivan
I was gonna help him with his plan
but we never got that far
the princess sleeps inside her room
curled up in her linen womb
I hope that I can see her soon
she's been in there a while
she comes down here making faces
like a child wearing braces
but in certain special cases
you may catch her with a smile
you thought that it would be okay
that things would go just fine today
when suddenly you turn to clay
and crumble to the floor
all at once you're filled with dread
that feeling running through your head
that everybody winds up dead
you've thought it all before
you go walking through the palace yard
'cause all of this has hit you hard
life hands you another card
you throw it to the ground
now you feel so sedated
maybe death is overrated
you can hear the point debated
if you focus on the sound
now it's time to say goodbye
you haven't got the time to cry
you're glad he was the first to die
he wasn't very nice
you believe in modern science
you own every new appliance
when you're through with this alliance
they can put your brain on ice
