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country blues songwriter
Story behind the song
Internet dating. I knew a guy that met a girl on the internet and she was not quite what he had expected when they finally met. He dated her without introducing her to the rest of his friends, for quite a while.
Lyrics
Big Fat Betty
Gordon L. West
Aug/2000
I got a girl called big fat betty
Damn she’s fat but she sure is pretty
Late tonight when no ones around
Gonna get Fat Betty and we’ll go to town
Buy her furs and fancy things
Gonna get Fat Betty a diamond Ring
Yeah I got a girl called Big Fat Betty
Damn she’s fat but she sure is pretty
Got an idea here in my head
Gonna marry Fat Betty lock her in the shed
Ain’t gonna feed her but once a day
Gonna turn her into litte bitty Betty that way
I gotta girl called Big Fat Betty
She’s still fat but man she’s pretty
Took her down to lock her in the shed
She put a two by four upside my head
Said boy I’m gonnna teach you how to treat me right
Now I’m loving Fat Betty each and every night
Yeah I got a girl called Big Fat Betty
Damn she’s fat but she sure is pretty
Late tonight when no one’s around
Gonna get Fat Betty and we’ll go to town
Buy her furs and fancy things
Gonna get Fat Betty her diamond ring