A parody of 'Stacy's Mom', originally made famous by Fountains of Wayne.
Lyrics
Something wrong is surely going on
Something wrong is surely going on
Something wrong is surely going on
Something wrong is surely going on
Casey used to play baseball after school (after school)
Spent his weekends down by the pool (down by the pool)
But suntan lotion can really slide and slip (slide and slip)
he put some on, and then his doodle started to drip (started to drip)
And now he's not the little boy that he used to be,
and half the time it looks like he is turning Japanese
Casey's palm has got it goin' on
and he can't stop - he's been going for too long
Casey can't you see moderation is the key
He knows it might be wrong, but there's magic inside Casey's palm
Casey's palm has got it goin' on
Casey's palm has got it goin' on
Casey please drop your member, and try to move on (try to move on)
Your nuts are out, and the swelling is gone (swelling is gone)
Casey put it away and you best beware (best beware)
That if you don't, your palm is gonna grow some hair (grow some hair)
And I know that you writhe around in ecstacy,
but if you keep this up it's gonna hurt to much to pee
Casey's palm has got it goin' on
and he can't stop - he's been going for too long
Casey can't you see, moderation is the key
He knows it might be wrong, but there's magic inside Casey's palm
Casey's palm has got it goin' on (got it goin' on)
and he can't stop, he's been going for too long (stop it, stop it)
Casey can't you see, moderation is the key
He knows it might be wrong -
There's magic inside (Casey's palm)
There's magic inside (Casey's palm)
Casey couldn't see moderation was the key
He knew it might be wrong, and now there's hair on Casey's Palm