it's yer birthday b***
yes yer birthday b***
it's motherf*** ing
twenty sencondth birthday b***
it's your birthday man
so what's the plan?
ya gonna call yo fam?
you ain't got to flip no burgers today
time for you roll on up another fatty jay
maybe later call a n***
and try to find some yay
f*** what these stank ass b*** es have to say
because may 16th is your special day
it's your birthday b***
it's your birthday n***
and that number that defines your age
just got a little bigger
as you get older and yo body starts to wither
remember your just step closer to the grave digger
it's your birthday so smoke some grass
appreciate all the time that's passed
because you never know when it's gonna be ya last
man, just watch ya ass
(Whitney McKnight) Happy Birthday, n*** !
(Albert Costello) Homer Stoner, Don't Be a loner. Happy birthday, dude.
(Greg Crone) Happy Birthday, Homie
(Mark Johnson) Happy Birthday
(Jamie Lopez) Happy Birthday, Homer
(Erin Crone) Happy Birthday to homer Happy Birthday to homer
i know that's not your first name so Happy Birthday to homer from ryan's mom
(Mark Johnson [again]) Happy Birthday happy birthday
(YoJonny Sackamota) Merry Birthday to you and your camel
(Ben Smith) Hey Homer, You big hairy pussy how's it going, man. Happy Birthday
(Tom Homer) Happy birthday, kid. Have a good day.
I've never been called a b*** so many times and felt so thankful.