A new slant on a traditional 2010 gravediggers' anthem usually sung in the direction of an anteater hutch. Gospel chorus by the Schoonhoven Ayresy boys.
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Story behind the song
Exhausted from digging graves, a sleeping Frank Fish is woken up by a plastic sheep mask placed on his face by his evil son Joran. The horrific squealing laughter that comes from Joran's mouth surely isn't human.
Is he a lizard hybrid?
A Klennaarian Nazgul?
Anyway, Frank doesn't care...he's wide awake now and his pet anteater 'Archie' has put on a blonde wig and a pretty frock and is holding two front-row tickets for Frank Rabbit and the Bobtails comeback gig at the Cutteslowe Wall stadium.
"Come on Frankie!" snorts Archie, his blonde locks blowing in the warm Cutteslowe breeze - let's go and watch a David Icke DVD to get us in the mood for tonight's Bobtail mayhem!"
Frank, still in his wyncyette pajamas, looks Archie straight in the snout, shakes his head and says "Sorry, I got a new girlfriend, she's from outer space!"
Then, suddenly everything went black and 2 days later Frank woke up to find himself naked and shivering on top of the Cutteslowe Wall holding a scrap of soup stained paper on which was written in crayon :
"Got a new girlfriend
Got an ugly face
Got a new girlfriend
She's a disgrace
She loves to make love on the toilet seat"
The song was born...
Lyrics
Got a new girlfriend
Got an ugly face
Got a new girlfriend
She's a disgrace
Got a new girlfriend
Got an ugly face
I got a new girlfriend
She's a disgrace
She's from outer space
She's from outer space
Behind the anteaters
Got a new girlfriend
I got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
And she loves to make love
Behind the anteaters
She loves to make love
She loves to make love
She loves to make love
Behind the anteaters
She loves to make love
Got a new girlfriend
She's from outer space
Got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
She's got an ugly face
Got a new girlfriend
She's a disgrace
Got a new girlfriend
From outer space
She loves to make love on the toilet seat
She loves to make love on the toilet seat
I got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend
I got a new girlfriend
I got a new girlfriend
Got a new girlfriend