I called up my girl to talk with her
Her friend answered, I asked, and she said "sure"
And then I heard from the back my girl say
"If that's Jack tell him
I'll call him back another day
Because
I'm washing my hair
Or I'm curling my hair
Or I'm highlighting my hair
I can't talk with him
Can't talk with him
I've got better things to do than to
Talk to a geek like you
...Can't talk with him"
A week passed and she still hadn't called me back
So I phoned up and she said "I hope this isn't Jack"
I said "It is...what's going on?"
And then I heard a click and she was gone
It was as if she said
I'm washing my hair
Or I'm curling my hair
Or I'm highlighting my hair
I can't talk with you
Can't talk with you
I've got better things to do than to
Talk to a geek like you
...Can't talk with him
I called up my girl another time
I said "Why ya hangin' me off the line
And I'm really sick and tired of this show"
And she said "Look, I've really gotta go"
I've got better things