Lyrics
You wanna just get a chick to screw
so you head in to the pub for for a drink of two,
see a dressed up honey and she winks at you,
beckons you to the loo for a quicky too,
as your there in the cubicle getting all kinky,
amused cos shes playing with ya winky,
you go for a quick finger in her stinky hole
to find out, she's got a f*** in willy... OH NO!!
she said "i thought you knew i was gay,
i mean dont you think the low voice gives it away?"
you feel sick, quick to escape
find a more girly chick for you to pick for a date,.
gotta stick to the fit chicks with the girly lips,
under 36, who love doing dirty things,
feel up her f*** ing skirt first n sh** ,
before you give her your dick, better be certain..
cos yeah you're heading for a gamble man
If your never checking for an adams apple, and
if you think that you have to have her just know
she may have a fat tallywhacker down below.