Semi-eclectic, semi-improvised, and semi-listenable. Try it!
I make music. Some think it's strange, others think it's strange. However, it just is because that's how it turned out.
Story behind the song
It's a joke. You know, how you're not supposed to have sex unless you're ready.
Lyrics
Girl, I'm ready for sex
So won't you please say yes?
You don't know how I feel when I see your naked breast.
I'm ready for sex
So won't you let me in?
Babe, I know God's watchin'
But it really ain't no sin
Ready I am
Don't you give a damn?
Oh, by the way, I've installed a new webcam
I'm ready for sex!
You're lucky, you're so blessed
You're the first girl to make me feel this arrest.
Girl, I advise
You consider I'm revised
In the world biology
I know where to stick my thing
I have studied reproduction
I have observed three ho-functions
I have thoughts I'd like to spit:
You're the girl I wanna hit
And by that, I don't mean slap
I mean the girl I wanna tap
Do you know what I mean?
I just want inside your jeans
You see, I'm not the kind of guy
Who wants to unzip your fly
Only to knock you up
And run to the nearest bus
I'm the kinda bro
Who has studied many shows
And I'm fully aware of where my penis goes
Girl, I'm ready for sex
So won't you please say yes?
You don't know how I feel when I see your naked breast.
I'm ready for sex
So won't you let me in?
Babe, I know God's watchin'
But it really ain't no sin
Ready I am
Don't you give a damn?
Oh, by the way, I've installed a new webcam
I'm ready for sex!
You're lucky, you're so blessed
You're the first girl to make me feel this arrest.
Oh, I'm sincere
I ain't gonna run nowhere
Why the hell'd I leave if you buy me all my beer?
Girl, you know you're safe
I'll let my fluids go to waste
I'm both wearing protection and I'll pull out from your space.
Girl, I'm legit
Let me see your pit
All I really care about is pleasuring your clit
Boo, can't you see?
I ain't doing this for me
All I'm tryna do is to set your spirit free.
Hey, what'samatta?
Let's forget about the chatter?
Yeah, you know that's right
I'm gonna rock your world ton--
You kicked me on the street
No shoes upon my feet!
This is a most kinky game--
Does it have a name?
I'm ready for sex,
Even though your hair's a mess
Please be more careful when you're taking off that dress
I'm ready to bond
I've got a condom on!
I even brought that bra of which you are so fond
I know about STDs
HIV
I even know that it can lead to a new baby
I'm ready for sex
Why aren't you more impressed?
You know how long it took to get to this point? I attest
Girl, I'm ready for sex
So won't you please say yes?
You don't know how I feel when I see your naked breast.
I'm ready for sex
So won't you let me in?
Babe, I know God's watchin'
But it really ain't no sin
Ready I am
Don't you give a damn?
Oh, by the way, I've installed a new webcam
I'm ready for sex!
You're lucky, you're so blessed
You're the first girl to make me feel this arrest.
