I was listening to the noose
I bought Michael Jackson's glove
For threehundred fifty thousand bucks
I hear there's starving people in the world
but I don't give a f***
Got a pound of Sharon Osbornes fat
Liposuctioned from her ass
I keep it with Sir Paul's foreskin
In a trophycase made of glass
I store all my artifacts
In a rock and roll mausoleum
I'm charging 50 bucks a head
Just to come inside and see em
i got a famous architect
To build and ugly heap
To house my vast collection
Piled high and deep
I made a mint in software
Now I'm living like a king
Made fetish objects of my crap
and charge to see my bling