jobo's ripped.
this song is pointless, dont need to listen to it.
Lyrics
Yea, yo,
Blame Canada for making this walking patoot,
Then he says "I don't know what you're talking aboot!"
You're a near prude bitch, can't you see this?
You couldn't get laid if you's in ancient Egypt,
I conquer everything like the Roman legions,
Leavin cats dead, lookin like a folded fetus,
You want "precious" so bad but can't have it like Golem,
We're not livin in Texas, but I'll still hold'im,
Yea, I'm talkin bout that Jobo faggot,
Who has a little hobbit named Frodo Baggins,
I spit lethally sick like komodo dragons,
And for you the game don't recruit homo maggots,
You swallowed my giz when on the mic I busted,
Use MOMma jokes as punches? hehe enough said.
Yo man if you're going to use yo momma jokes andshit man,
you should at least make them ill!
Yo,
I Houdinied your mom and made her an angry pirate,
Cause my power's far above that of Iraqi tyrants,
Then a pirate, your mom knew my good friend Captain Morgan,
So we drank and fucked, and yo momma was all for it,
But beFORE we fucked I MADE that hairy bitch shave her forrest,
And let me tell you man, that bitch ain't bad at scorin,
Not worth money though, matter fact she paid me!
Gave me canadian cash but that money is foreign,
I smacked her and said "Yo bitch, you give me dollas!"
So she whipped out a benji and I was out like "HOLLA!"
See man I can talk about your mom too... she was damn good in bed.
Now back to the focus, I'm packin the dopest,
Smackin the hopeless who's lackin the notion,
The outcome of this battle is highly simple,
Watch me rip up this Canadian Tommy Pickles,
And one more thing man, before I let ya loose,
About ya mom homes, be sure to check her goose
(Cause it's so loose... because of me)
Notes:
patoot = another word for cock
in ancient Egypt, sex was so abundant there was no word for virgin because there were none.
"precious" = the ability to make hot lyrics.
Texas Hold'em = a style of poker that i love to play
komodo dragons = a big reptile that have so much bacteria and shit livin in their saliva that if ur bitten u will get infected and die within 48 hours.
Houdini = when u spit on a girls back so she thinks u nutted then she turns around and u nut in her eye.
Angry Pirate = where u nut in her eye so she has to wear a patch (thus being a pirate) and then u kick her in the shin so she has to limp which makes her angry.