A Song about Mike Fagan
felix friends bill patros
Story behind the song
There's this kid, and his name is Mike Fagan and he's the jock type (not that theres anything wrong with that) but he happened to be an ass and his head and limbs were not proportional to his torso so I decided that he looked like one of those seeing-eye horses. You know, the real small ones that are the size of dogs. The rest you can gather from the song.
Lyrics
He's got a big ol' head
and a lil body
short little legs but his meat is hardy
hes the miniiii..... horse!
his side burns are longer than my meter weener
and his hair stands on end
like the guy from static-x
hes the miniiiii.....horse!
and his name is mike fagan!