Poor guy's relationship is a disaster on a global scale. Still he's hoping for change - one way or another!
Story behind the song
Every songwriter (and any other male) has encountered one of these sweeties in his lifetime. This song's for my encounter.
Lyrics
Baby Need Global Warming!
E - A - B7
E
Baby showed up when the crowd went home
About three hours late...
Her hair was mussed and her shoes were off
When she ran up through our gate E7
A
She brushed by me like I was not there
And she hurried up the stairs
E
I was mad as Hell 'cause I could tell
She'd had one of her affairs
A
Everybody talkin' how our lives are gonna re-arrange
E
Maybe with global warmin'
B7 E
Baby gonna make a change
Chorus
E
Baby need Global Warming
Baby got an ice cold heart
Baby need a lotta correctin'
B7
I don't know where to start!
E
Maybe Baby don't mean to be so
A
Mean and tear the world apart
E
Baby need Global Warmin'
B7 E
Just to melt that ice cold heart!
verse 2
E
Her Daddy tried to warn me some
Mama say don't even try!
If you're gonna hang around that girl
You best learn how to cry E7
A
She got a higher body count
Than they got in two World Wars
E
And believe you me, you wait and see
She'll burn that heart of yours E
A
Everybody talkin' how the ice caps are comin' apart
E
You'll need Global Warmin'
B7 E
Just to melt her ice cold heart!