Story behind the song
I've had this going round my head for a long time and finally finished it =D
Lyrics
You see it all started, When I was just a nipper
I was never really the type of kid, To go watching Flipper
Na see I wanted lasers, and I wanted guns
And big old battle ships, fighting under suns!
Explosions and mayhem, with aliens on the run
But of course I was protected, by a guy named Obi Wan
And Han Solo, flying so fast
Making those Imperials, a thing of the past
Now that was a blast, like the time I spent with Wookies
But I was 19 at the time, I think it had to do with grass
But anyway, enough, back to matters at hand
And more about the days, I spent with shrews made of sand
See I knew I’d go down, in that famous hall
Coz I’m the best there was, when it came to catching them all
Go Pikachu, now use the master ball
Mew Tu caught, the 4 get ready to fall
It was nothing at all, to spend my days in the skys
Fighting Death Stars, Professor Oak by my side
Dips n dives, slipping down slides
A gathering of magicians, who share the same visions
Slaying with a dragon, whilst using mind prisons
Bolts from my fingers, they take the form of prisms
Level 22 and I’m swinging my sword
Head butt a gremlin, as I fight a Death Lord
In this life, no, I’ll never get bored
I can create whole worlds with a stick and some cord
I’m a cyborg, made in a forge
A computer for a brain, and weapons I can disgorge
I’m the alpha and omega, transform into something better
I’d invent a whole tongue, right down to the last letter
Use it to cast spells, commanding chains and fetters
Wage war against my gran, and her evil wooly sweaters
I’d never listen to my betters
Coz I knew that I’m the best
Swinging from the buildings, with an insect on my chest
Evolution was a test, made me better than the rest
I got a red cape on, and an S upon my vest
Got baddies on all sides, by demons they be possessed
Arms outstretched, with my heart they are obsessed
Ha ha helium balloons, did the same for me as shrooms
I bear my fangs at night, under the light of the moon
Im the Corpse Brides groom, yeah I’m bit of a goon
I may be a loon, but I play my own tune
Another superhero? Nah there just aint room
I learnt a hundred ways, to make a catapult from spoons
A sword infused with runes, was my weapon of choice
Defeating all my foes, with my super sonic voice
With lasers from my eyes, yeah I’d often surprise
Unfurl my wings, and take flight into the skies
Seek council with the elders, both ancient and wise
That was my life, decide if its truth or lies
When I lie down to sleep, I keep Night Terrors away
With my Snore attacks and whack raps, out of body every day
I've a thing for playing games, a 22 year old nerd
Got a gameboy in my bathroom, yeah i know that sounds obsurd
Back to the present day, And I’ve nothing more to say
And now you know now, what I did day to day
My life was great, there’s nothing to debate
I’ve got no regrets coz I know that it’s my fate
To always spend my life, in a place that I create
It’s the best place to be, here I can relate
To the everyday things, and my own minds state
I don’t have to get irate, don’t have to worry about my weight
I could live in a castle, or on a burnt out estate
I’m my own best friend, I think I’ve found my soul mate
Don’t have to worry bout kids, I don’t have to pro-create
Coz I’m more than enough, don’t have to pass on my traits
Anyway, goodbye, I’m through with this today
I’ll be leaving you all now, without a further delay
I hoped you all enjoyed, I hope I didn’t dismay
I hope this didn’t sound, to much like an essay
Hooray, I’m gone, finally out of your ear
Don’t be too sad now, please don’t shed a tear
I wish you the best, enjoy the rest of your year
May it be filled with battles, and of victory cheer