children kids pre school
Story behind the song
I know...I have a warped sense of humour, but when inspiration strikes it comes from all kinds of places and about all kinds of things. Heck, ok...I was just connecting with my "inner child"!
This is a kids song...Ok, lets pretend it's a kids song...My kids liked it anyway :)
Lyrics
My daddy says there's a mouse under his chair
he's got a little trumpet song he'd really like to share
He says if I pull his finger hard that mouse will take the cue
And delight us with a little trumpet tune
(ch)
Don't worry mother, it's really not so bad
I understand how little things amuse our dear old dad
Don't worry mother it's just a little gas
You know he's gonna blow up, if he doesn't let it pass
My daddy says there's an elephant in the bathroom
An elephant who's responsible for making such a din
He says it fell down the toilet bowl, got flushed into the ocean
It doesn't really matter though, cos elephants can swim
(ch)
Don't worry mother, it's really not so bad
I understand how little things amuse our dear old dad
Don't worry mother, it's just a little gas
You know he's gonna blow up, if he doesn't let it pass
My daddy says it's unhealthy to keep things in
You have to learn to express yourself he tells me with a grin
My dad and I we polished off twenty baked bean tins
been expressing ourselves ever since
(ch)
Don't worry mother, its really not so bad
Just understand that little things amuse me and dad
Don't worry mother , it's just a little gas
You know we're gonna blow up, ifwe don't let it pass
Don't worry mother, it's gonna turn out fine
These elephants and little mice are having a grand old time
Don't worry mother, even the Queen herself has gas
And you know we're gonna blow up, if we don't let it pass!