B.I. responds to a group of five upstart women calling themselves the K-Mob Crew. A send up of Benzino's "Crush, Kill, Destroy."
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Lyrics
My work is never done, no matter how hard I try
I'm still finding myself at the bottom of some trollup's lies
At first I wasn't gonna even respond
Until I found out that my silence only got me pissed on
He say, she say and that yadda-yadda flam-filth
Nonsense, you'll know I'll fight it to a standstill
Then topple it right over, lie it flat on its back
Where a lot of my detractors find themselves in the sack
This time it's five little girls who suddenly act stuck up
and they know not what they speak, so they'd better shut the fuck up
[Scratch]
"Talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
y'all some well-wishin', friendly-actin', envy-hidin' snakes" (Nas, "Ether")
"All y'all little girls kneel down -- kiss the ring" (Nas, "Ether")
"Supposed to be earth, ain't worth the pussy they sit on" (Nas, "The Cross")
"Life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me
Or spit records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly" (Nas, "Ether")
Take off the top, blow it up -- that shit's ironic
This comin' from a woman who swears she's not a cockpit
You're moronic, you come up here, braggin' about gettin' on your knees
For rescuscitation? Bitch, resucitate deez!
Scratch that, you don't deserve to get it taken to you hot
So I'll serve it to you cold, just to remind you that you're not
Of the Hot-Blood caliber, you amateur/Now how could you
Go on a record, dissin' people who don't even challenge you?
When the target is me, you go at Hoshiko, Toshiko
If not her, then Natsu, just because she stands close you go
At her cause she's tall and stacked, and you're short and flat
in comparison, you need to lay off the crack
and I ain't talkin' about powder, or even the gluteal variant
You're so much on your own privates, you might as well call yourself hairiness
How the fuck could I suck, when I refuse to do oral?
Stop the insanity, leave me out of your fantasies, whore -- You
sound like you're the one who needs to stop cryin' and whinin'
Shine up your diamond, turn it sideways...and plug it up so that you're silenced
[Scratch]
"Life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me
Or spit records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly" (Nas, "Ether")
Megumi -- you still braggin' that you "thugged" me
You little assclown, I remember when you were chubby
You whined and you pouted, like "Nobody loves me"
So you starved off 100 kilos, but it still won't cure your buckteeth
You think you dis when you call me ugly
When I know deep inside, you're frontin' and you just wanna fuck me
but I ain't takin' it up the ass, like Kura-homo, your little buddy
So your plans are foiled, bitch, get back in the toi-let, dummy!
On a more serious note, I don't see how you could posture
yourself as a Visual Kei impostor
You new-half, I do laugh at your expense when I watch ya
trying to be a gangster with a mouth that needs to be washed, ha!
You would never be shit -- without your crossdressin' partner
Not just a fangirl, but a hair plucked from her crotch, uhh...
Hate the "booty" you shake? Woman, don't make me laugh
Fuck my attitude, keep the soap, give that "booty" a bath
Movin' on, to Ayame -- yo, I thought you were with me
Hook up with K-Mob, and now -you're- the one who's bitchy
At a time, I considered you the last hope
among females, and now Toshiko's got your ass doped
With that bullshit Cosmo wouldn't even print in America
And now you're mad that I just sit back and stare at ya?
Both of your careers flopped, and I don't even have a deal
Yet on the strength of my records, it seems I've got mass appeal
If only your rhymes were developed as your top and bottom
Then maybe you'd have a chance in a million of stoppin'
this rebuttal, but everything you hurl is irrelevant
Even Maiko is takin' shots at me, what the hell is this?
For your disrespect, I oughta just snatch off your glasses
take your over my knee and give your ass about seven lashes
Then put you in the hall, with the water pails on your shoulders