so sad so sad
massive
getting
someone
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Story behind the song
I was out walking the dogs and the lyrics came to me. For some reason, my ribald lyrics always seem to come when I'm walking the dogs
Lyrics
He's an indie hipster wanna be
a macho man pretending to be twee
He's practicing staring at the floor
instead of at the knockers on the girl who lives next door.
He says his first concert was black flag
It's really sammy hagar, the truth is such a drag,
I heard him tell his freinds the other day
I get so many chicks by telling them I'm gay
He says the perfect girl would be like Juno
And Kimya Dawson's music's great, don't you know
If you promise you won't tell your friends I'm phony and a scum
When I beg you for a blowjob I won't fill your mouth with cum