achingly sincere
brazilian
michigan
deathmetal
us
but
damn
lord
no
give
dear
village
dont
pillage
clodbuster
gullywasher
poster
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Story behind the song
I was thinking "why can't they just leave Farrah alone?" so I wrote this song and posted a crying video on YouTube
Lyrics
G
Farrah Fawcett died
C D
From cancer of the anus
G
It's a bummer we all know this
C D
Just 'cause she was famous
Am
I understand the problems,
C D
That come with celebrity
Am
They're taking pictures of my pecker
C D
Every time I pee
Chorus:
G
You got your fried green tomatoes
C D
Dr Pepper and spam
G
Fixins for a fry up
C D
Lime jello and candied yams
Am
Moon pies and hush puppies
C D
And crawdads in a pot,
Am
string beans and collard greens
C D G
Boy howdy, that's a lot!
Everybody comin round
They wanna shake my hand
Stick a needle in my neck
Draw some fluid from my gland
They think that they can bottle up
The awesomeness in me
And stock it in the drugstores
And sell it on TV
Chorus
I used to hang with Bono
I used to hang with Cher
I'd go out dancing with Tom Cruise
In our underwear
Now I'm undercover
A man of mystery
I can't afford another
Date with destiny
Chorus
Bridge:
Em D
From Boston to Botswana
Em D
They all call me B'wana
C D G
it's tough to be as famous as I am
Em D
They wanna take a sauna
Em D
With me an my buddy obama
C D G
I wish they'd treat me like a normal man
I'm wearing my sunglasses
To hide my identity
I got on my homemade tin hat
To stop the mind control machine
Writin letters to Dick Cheney
To explain the grand design
And tell him he was perfect in
Wolfman meets Frankenstein
Chorus