Who hasn't looked at the St. Pauli's girl and said, "Ooh, I wanna melt the ink right off that bottle!"
mdt rap leonard romeo mic
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Story behind the song
I used to work as a stock boy at a local convenience store and one day, while working in the back, I saw this picture of a beer bottle with some dutch woman pouring a mug. I thought, "Damn! I would drip her off the page!" And that's where this started. This song was completely unscripted and unrehearsed, but mixed together later (and poorly).
Lyrics
Hey!
I realized somethin'
while sittin' in my room.
Feelin' lonely and frustrated with myself,
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
Yeah.
My choice for procreation is animation.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
My choice for procreation is animation.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
What?
My friends don't understand this feelin'.
They think I'm screwed,
but the only thing that's gonna get a screwin' tonight
is the fuckin' cartoon.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
Yeah!
My choice for procreation is animation.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.
My choice for procreation is animation.
I wanna fuck a cartoon.