(Beckley/McLaughlin)
Lyrics
Weapons of Mass Distraction
(2009 Beckley/McLaughlin)
The place is jumpin', the band is hot
When she walks in, you can hear a tear drop
The men all stare and some women hiss
The last thing they need on a night like this
Is a bombshell babe who's lookin' for action
She's got weapons of mass distraction
(Chorus):
From her blonde bouffant to her polished red toes
She's got more curves than a country road
She's an eight-ball queen with a license to thrill
If her break don't get you, her bank shot will
She's a mean pool player, would you look at that rack, son
She's got weapons of mass distraction
The band starts back with "Brick sh** house"
Everyone knows who they're singin' about
The fools line up, put their money down
But no one's ever beat her in this one-horse town
Don't stand too close 'cause she knows how to crack 'em
She's got weapons of mass distraction
(Chorus):
From her blonde bouffant to her polished red toes
She's got more curves than a country road
She's an eight-ball queen with a license to thrill
If her break don't get you, her bank shot will
She's a mean pool player, would you look at that rack, son
She's got weapons of mass distraction
(Instrumental)
(Bridge):
She can stroke it long, she can pull up short
But it's her doggone spin that really breaks your heart
(Chorus):
From her blonde bouffant to her polished red toes
She's got more curves than a country road
She's an eight-ball queen with a license to thrill
If her break don't get you, her bank shot will
She's a mean pool player, would you look at that rack, son
She's got weapons of mass distraction
She's a mean pool player, would you look at that rack, son
She's got weapons of mass distraction
Yeah, she's got weapons of mass distraction