Our first song recorded with professional studio musicians and hot heavy metal guitar licks.
There is only one good thing that has come from telemarketers . . . this song.
Trapped inside a hot air balloon,
With a Remax logo on the side,
Claustrophobic, I have no room
I didn’t want to be on this ride.
Trapped inside a hot air balloon.
They had called me every day,
And told me my neighbor’s house just sold
Just wouldn’t take no for an answer,
Now I’m trapped in a hot air balloon.
Just because I wouldn’t sell my house,
They took me hostage one night,
Now I’m trapped in a hot air balloon,
And I am afraid for my life.