It's a touching ballad about a Cocaine adict who turned to gardening to kick his habit.
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Story behind the song
It's a touching ballad about a Cocaine adict who turned to gardening to kick his habit.
Lyrics
I used to think that life was about
Hot tubs and hot girls in hot limos,
But now I see, that what's really me
Is fertilizer, fresh green sod, and lawn clippings.
Now that I 'm a gardener
People will take me seriously.
My life is filled with rakes and mowers,
Instead of strippers I have leaf blowers.
Now I trim the hedges,
And have kicked my S & M fetishes.
Now that I'm a gardener
People will take me seriously.
My scars, have all healed
My cocaine addiction must yield
Now that I'm a gardener
People will take me seriously.
Now that I'm a gardener…