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#8,165 today
Peak #168
#1,053 in subgenre
Peak #28
Author
Instinct/
Uploaded
May 19, 2009
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:37
Lyrics
Stiff Drinks
Heres a little tale about a man, he'd just on his arse.
We visited him for poker.
So distributing cards, he'd start
reminiscing shit in his past, his missis and cars,
his relatives and little sister in France.
Then he says "recently I've been to Iraq"
I say killing innocent civilians, it isnt a lark,
but he laughs and says "its different they're missin Saddam,
so we should put them out theyre misery and hit em all hard."
What a dumb arse, his stupidity is writ in the stars,
I think its hideous this idiot was given a chance
to be such an idiot. His condition is harsh.
He doesn't have to be a dick, or even listen to trance.
He doesnt have to be thick, a stupid prick
or or a hard lunatic with a his thinking thats on a mission to mars.
You ask if he wants a whiskey, he wishes a half,
you take a trip to the kitchen, secretly piss in his glass..
Hes the kind of guy you don't really want to meet,
cos it could get risky...
But maybe im the risk, cos if i dont like your ignorant bits,
I may piss in your whiskey.
If you get a glass from me, i wouldnt risk it,
or if it suspiciously smells like a fishstick,
I wouldnt be drinking it, be realistic..
you better ask for a cup of tea and a biscuit
much less chance for me to piss in it.
much less chance that im gonna stick my dick in it
i can only stick my dick in a stiff drink, this isnt it,
stick my dick in this i think ill blister it.
And so i give the man his drink and i sit beside
while i watch him take swigs of his whiskey piss surprise
He smiles, "this is the best drink tonight,
its really zingy, please man tell me why.."
I say cos i took a piss in it.. and you an idiot see
and i take pisses in idiots drinks vigorously
We're playing poker here and i already seen your a cheat
But still an idiot cos you just got a 6 in your sleeve.
Hes the kind of guy you don't really want to meet,
cos it could get risky...
But maybe im the risk, cos if i dont like your ignorant bits,
I may piss in your whiskey.
He stands up, hes pulling out a blade and he says..
im gonna take this blade and cut off your head..
Running I fled, outdoors being chased by a nutter of death
i thought it funny but he wasnt impressed...
And that was that, i do it for every guy that thick
out comes the bourbon, down goes the zip
out comes my dick... choke as i grip
out comes the flow that the blokes gonna sip
in goes my dick.. Up goes the zip, I go, I sit.
Pass him his drink..
call him a dimwit retard and get the hell out quick
hey at least im honest about it..
Hes the kind of guy you don't really want to meet,
cos it could get risky...
But maybe im the risk, cos if i dont like your ignorant bits,
I may piss in your whiskey.
