Aye carumba said my Bart Simpson alarm clock,
i shut it off get out my pajama tanktop,
put on fresh pants and banana man socks
and advance to the living room, sitting as i watch
televsion dude, usually the first thing i do,
live and kicking for a bit of the Racoons..
or im flicking to channel 2, Alex Mac, she's a bit of a weirdo..
but next up its Captain Planet that mans a hero,
im hungry, gonna get some brekkie next
down stairs for some ready brek, or the eggy bread.
then im packing up my lunchbox
WWF heads of the front of, world wide wrestings best
Then heading off to school and what not,
exchange footie stickers reminiscent of a swap shop,
Swapping pogs, tazos and lots of pokemon stock,
while the other kids are jumping on the hopscotch, I'm not
and when were off then were running in the street home,
never worrying a pedo, will ever follow me home
back in time for the sooty and sweep show
feeling like a menace like im Dennis in the Beano.
Those were the old school ways
Those were the old school days
A bag of walkers was a snack for me
where i could find a tenner or a voucher for a pack for free
they were always about 25, and now there 40p.
and dont have half as much inside the packs unfortunately.
when a 99 flake cost 99p
why does it seem inflation weekly likes to rise?
A kadji on the back of my bike,
just before i got into the white lightning cider nights
solidly I spend my all my better time,
always playing Sonic II apon the mega drive.
but when i was 5 we didnt have computers so,
so we used to flick footie players in subuteeo.
no internet no mobile phones
no ipods, no life lost sitting on our own..
always social and out just like i told you..
thats how i spent my days chilling in the old school
Those were the old school ways
Those were the old school days
Blue Peter, Newsround, Home and away
the Fresh Prince the next best thing, the crystal maze,
Eleven O'Clock show, Ali Gs the best
and then im taping adam n joe on my VHS