Sitting in the man cave
Scratching my crown
Downloaded something
That rendered me down
Started double clickin'
But things got worse
When it froze up
I started to curse
CHORUS....
When your hard drive is soft,
and you’ve lost all your function
You’ll likely be feeling
The prick of compunction
Didn't need the manual
O the price of pride!
Did a Trojan horse
Somehow sneak inside
There was no escaping
My screen went black
I got no warranty
And can’t take her back
REPEAT CHORUS.....
Helping hands were needed
I rang Pro Tech U
They sent sexy Sam cause
She knows what to do
BRIDGE.............
Pushing all the right button’s
It seemed there was nothin’
I could do except shift in my chair
Soonemails were ringing
My hard drive was singing
Control panel lost it right there
Service was her calling
I gave her a 10
Now I gotta go
Break this thing again
Sitting in the man cave, scratching my crown
Sitting in the man cave, scratching my crown
