'This is without a doubt the Stairway to Heaven of hedgehog songs. Monumental. Formidable. WOW!!!! 'take that, you little prick' - the best lyrics ever written in the english language.' - Matt Love.
alternative
electronica
pop
rock
vincent knobil
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Lyrics
There once was a man from new zealand
Who harbored some kind of ill feeling
Towards a 15 year old boy
Or perhaps towards small animals
Cause he threw a common hedgehog
At the boy
The man was later arrested
For assault with a weapon
Namely the hedgehog
Said the (Whakatane) police.
Hedgehog, hedgehog
Pretty little hedgehog
Spinning through the ether
flying through the smog
Hedgehog, hedgehog
weaponized hedgehog
Gonna tell your story
On my blog
Hedgehog, Hedgehog
Pretty little hedgehog
Innocent victim
Hapless little cog
Hedgehog, hedgehog
Poor little underdog
Gonna tell the world about you
On my blog
Hedgehog : Noun.
A nocturnal
insectivorous
Old World mammal
with a spiny coat
and short legs,
able to roll
itself into a ball
for defense.
That wasn’t enough to deter
Our improbable new-zealander:
Ooh Fuzzy little ball
Should be fun to kick or to throw
What you looking at kid?
Take that you little prick
[chorus]