Lyrics
Redneck Riviera
©2008
V1
Just down the road by the river
Stop by the trailer park and stay awhile
Talk to the dogs, they won't bite
Walk by granny, tip your hat, and smile
V2
There's cousin Carl skinning a deer
Smell those squirrel burgers on the grill
When mama says it's time, we'll all dig in
Grandpa's sippin' squeezin's from the still
Chorus
Whenever you want to see
How real life should be
Where there's no suits or mascara
Welcome to our redneck riviera
V3
Watch for Bertha when she's on the prowl
She's three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack
Hop in the bed of my four-wheel drive
We'll go out lookin' for my coon hound Jack
V4
We'll hang around here 'til the sun goes down
Then throw out some hooks for a big catfish
Fry up some cornbread and have a beer
Now you're eating a damn good dish
Chorus
Whenever you want to see
How real life should be
Where there's no suits or mascara
Welcome to our redneck riviera
So if you think you can't beat
Yelping dogs and dirty feet
Where countrified is forever
Welcome to our redneck riviera