This one's for the ladies.
I just wanna spank you (I've been so bad)
I thank you
Trust me baby the pleasure's all mine
(Spank me daddy) Anytime
Baby doll, where ya been, i know it's been awhile
I miss your perfume and i miss that smile
And those eyes, thighs, but them beutifuly eyes
Can light up any room and the galaxies skies
Had you up in my sights from across the way
Standin with your friends sippin on some chardenay
Been wantin to get you naked since back in the day
Not too much in common so I had nothing to say
Proceeded inside, party up get my buzz on
Gettin juiced to the max it's almost time to get my fuck on
Wonderin bout the sweetie hangin outside by the porch
I have a fire inside she's got to carry my torch
The girl of my dreams, I know she's miss right
She's gotta be mine, well at least for tonite
Lookin around saw nothin, must of booked, no sign
Makin out with some dink, str8 up, no lie
I took a second to wipe the tear from my eye
These things kinda happen when you're a sensitive guy
Finished my beer, approached the couple with some haste
Spit some venom in his face to put this bitch in his place
Buddy kinda smirked and gave me a shove,
Punk motherfucker push me in front of my love
A couple bitch slaps and i kept on proceeding
With the lightning fast punches had him on the ground bleeding
Honey just smiled, grabbed right up on my dick
You make me so wet, you damned ruffneck prick
Enuf talkin bitch now you're wastin my time
Let's go find a room, i'm gonna smack that behind
I remember when we met, you were tryin to play so hard to get
Kind of ashamed, that you let, only 10 minutes pass to get you into my bed
That's how it goes, with all these hoes
Most want the bling, bling or some candy for their nose
Always diggin for something, these gals are never satisfied
These fellas gettin chumped and takin for a ride
So you play or get played
It's as simple as that
A hoe will fuck you over at the drop of a hat
Stay on top of your game, don't go out like no chump
Don't be a fuckin retard like that Forest Gump
And keep a close eye, or she'll be fuckin some guy
Spendin your cash, while he's eatin your pie
Fuck your best friend crawl in your bed
Lookin for a kiss after givin him some head
And don't be surprised, I've seen this all before
News flash fucker, your girl is a whore,
Two options, you can throw her ass out the door
OR SPANK THIS BITCH FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!