This is a work in progress. I plan on adding more verses soon. Feedback is appreciated in the meantime tho...
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Welcome to show and tell
for todays class little Jay's asked if he can go first
any objections?
Ok Jay, do you remember your directions? (uh huh)
well, any questions? (nope)
good I've provided you with the next ten
minutes of class so I ask we give Jay our undivided attention
and with that Jay stood up in front of his peers
and smiled to his friends, one of his classmates started a cheer (YAAAAAY)
then Jay pulled out an empty bottle of beer
I said Jay where's your show and tell
he said I got it right here
This bottle's a potion,
my mom's been on it for years
last night she had two packs
then she went and cursed at god in the mirror
she said she wishes my father was here
we'll have to wait for his parole but hes got a few years
she dropped me off at school today
but the car she could hardly bother to steer
and said if you keep screaming
I'll spank the snot out of you dear
I love my mom when she's out of her beer
but I can't stop that, I just thought that
somebody should hear X2
show and tell