Just another day at the pet store.
baby im a dying kaskelot
Story behind the song
We happened to stumble upon a great idea for a song. Then we changed our mind and did this one.
Lyrics
Helo welcome to the store
please tell me what your looking fore
ive never been here before
do you have something I can afford
come in and have a peek
if you want something sheep have a cheap
i need something like an iguana
i need my dolce & gabbana
Just another day at the pet store
Just another day with juan
Hello can you give me a hand?
i need a bull that can pull my van
fuck no we dont have that here
so get the heck out you're just weird
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Hey new customer, wanna spend money?
Yes! Have you heard of the funky monkey!?
Hey new customer, wanna spend money?
YES! Have you heard of the FUNKY MONKEY!!!
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Just another day at the pet store
Just another day with juan
Hey there fatman, you look old
arent you suppose to be at the north pole
SHUT UP! And start helping me instead
I need a reindeer to pull my sled!
because I killed everyone with a sledge
cuz of the voices in my head
Uhm... that sounds bad
But this deer is the best you've ever had
Just another day at the pet store
Just another day with juan
This my son was a song about store
with a clerk who got bored
so he started working with santa clause
Why? I don't know, just because
And nowadays if look to the sky
you can see santa clause with another guy
And you can see their getting kinky
dropping iguanas and bulls down chimneys