Hi, I'm Frank Fungus, and I'm running for Governor. Dis my da kine theme song!
This state is going to rock
Under my administration
With dancin' in the street
And Californication
Gonna be the envy
Of the entire nation
If I were you
I'd start my celebration
For us, life will
Really be a beach
All the good times
Well within reach
That's the way it's gonna be
But I need your vote
Will ya vote?
You know, as mayor
My hands were always tied
The governor...
Always put me down and lied
Made me feel
Awful clammy inside
Why, my political career
Almost died
But now, I'm gonna
Make it up to you
You can have yer poi
And eat it, too
I'm gonna put that governor
In the zoo...
I want you to
Get your ass out there
And vote for me!