Music by TheaterOfMemory
special appearance: Weblore
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Story behind the song
a song about how the internet has changed the personal lives even in rural areas.
Lyrics
SheÕs my email ordered bride! Ye haw!
Now living in the country just ainÕt what it used to be
Fer fellers just a lookinÕ fer the one (the one to say I do)
You used to catch your wife-to-be on Sadie HawkinÕs day
But now good lord willinÕ you can win her on ebay
SheÕs my sweetheart though we never met. coming to me via UPS
I never thought that I would feel so lucky and free
That email ordered wife of mineÕs cominÕ C.O.D.
(Your part)
Yes that my real picture
Oh yes, you just my type
I love you long time
Send money now
I come marry you
Did you send money order?
You live where?
Oh, ok, sureÉ.
IÕm all wrapped up and IÕm ready to deport
And one day soon IÕll be waitinÕ at your door.
IÕm thankful for the internet for us to meet like this
This email ordered bride will give you email ordered bliss
This email ordered bride will give you email ordered bliss!
(Together with guy)
(My email ordered bride will give me email ordered bliss)