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Syck Hop / Horrorcore Rap
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Peak #3,037
Peak in subgenre #257
Author
davey dips
Uploaded
November 16, 2008
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MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 4:16
Lyrics
im trippin christmas balls ; walkin thru walls /
talkin to dogs ; this is satan clause //
christmas on the boardwalk ; im poppin some bubbly /
Out the ice came a norwall ; Bye BUDDY //
its oh sad to see ; my friends goin by /
on the nite of christmas eve ; i just got high //
I ROLLED UP A BLUNT ; THAN I TOOK IT MY FACE /
HAD A SEX WIT A HOOKER ; ON VIDEO TAPE //
IM NOT REALLY MYSELF ; NA IM FEELIN ALL WORTHLESS /
ID CALL UP AN ELF ; BUT NEXTELS DONT GET SERVICE //
I WENT TO THE MALL ; JUST TO GET A PICTURE /
POSED WITH SANTA CLAUSE ; THAN STUCK UP MY MIDDLE FINGER //
RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT ;I CALLED EM A FAG //
I PULLED OFF HIS BEARD ; ITS WAS JUST ARTIE LANG //
NOT REALLY PISSED ; I WAS GLAD TO LEARN /
HE GAVE ME A SERIOUS ; THAN I TUNED INTO STERN /
WEARIN A SANTA HAT ; HITTIN ON BROADS /
UNRAP THE GIFT RAP ; NOW JINGLE MY BALLS //
WHEN I WANNA GET DRUNK ; liquorice is my favorite flavore/
I GOT A CHRISTMAS STOCKIN ; FULL OF FUCKIN JAEGER //
HALF BAKED ; SMOKIN LOTS OF SHAKE /
YOUR CHRISTAMS TREES LOOK FAKE ; MY CHRISMTAS ARE GREAT //
ALL YOU LITTLE KIDS IN TROUBLE; HERES THE FUCKIN DEAL /
I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE ; SANTA clause ISN'T REAL //
I GOT A RED RIDER BB GUN ; RIGHT IN THE HOUSE
HEY RALPHIE ; YOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT//
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ; LIKE IM STUCK IN THE MATTRESS /
AN ICE CYLE FELL DOWN ; AND BROKE MY GLASSES //
I SAID FUDGE ; BUT MY PARENTS DIDNT LIKE THE JOKE /.
THEY TOOK ME IN THE BATHROOM ; AND WASHED MY MOUTH OUT WIT SOAP //
YOU THINK I LEARNED A LESSON ? ; WELL I REALLY DIDNT /
I JUST BLEW BUBBLES OUT MY MOUTH ; FOR THE NEXT COUPLE MINUTES //
ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL ; SOME FUCKIN ASS HOLE /
TESTED THE COLD ; AND GOT HIS TOUNGE STUCK ON A FLAG POLE //
EVERYBODYS LAUGHIN ; THIS IS SHIT SO FUNNY /
FOR ASSISTANCE ; THEY IN THE FIRE COMPANY //
ON MY WAY HOME MAN ; I JUST NEEDED A HUG
I BEAT UP A BULLY ;THAN HIS NOSE DRIPPIN IN BLOOD
RIGHT FROM THE TOP ; I HIT EM WIT MY FISTS
AS SOON AS HE DROPPED ; I GOT PUT ON THE NAUGHTY LIST//
WEARIN A SANTA HAT ; HITTIN ON BROADS /
UNRAP THE GIFT RAP ; NOW JINGLE MY BALLS //
WHEN I WANNA GET DRUNK ; DONT BE DOUBTIN MY FLAVOR /
I GOT A CHRISTMAS STOCKIN ; FULL OF FUCKIN JAEGER //
HALF BAKED ; SMOKIN LOTS OF SHAKE /
YOUR CHRISTAMS TREES LOOK FAKE ; MY CHRISMTAS ARE GREAT //
ALL YOU LITTLE KIDS IN TROUBLE; HERES THE FUCKIN DEAL /
I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE ; BUT SANTA ISN'T REAL //
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