Christmas Demo, Target Artists: Alan Jackson, George Strait, lyrics, music, performance and production by Jeff Knight (C) 2008 BMI
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Lyrics
Title: Twas the night ole Santa got mooned
lyric and music by Jeff Knight, BMI © 2008
performance and production by Jeff Knight
KnightZone Productions
Genre: Country Christmas
Target Artists: Alan Jackson, George Strait
Run Time: 3:47 / BPM: 120 / Key: A
v1
all our stockings are by the chimney
with the mistletoe hung up high
milk and cookies left on the table
waiting for saint nick to arrive
v2
now grandma got up to go to the kitchen
not wearing undies at all
she bent way over to grab the soda
while santa just stood there in awe
chorus
twas the night ole santa got mooned
a christmas image he'd like to erase
now santa's never been called a pervert
but it surely put a smile on santa's face
v3
she turned around and dropped the soda
and let out a piercing shriek
head in hand she was so embarassed
now grandma had the rosy cheeks
v4
with a hem and haw he stuttered
cuz santa didn't know what to say
He just uttered Merry Christmas
and with a ho ho ho left on his merry way
chorus
twas the night ole santa got mooned
a christmas image he'd like to erase
now santa's never been called a pervert
but it surely put a smile on santa's face
v5
grandma felt bad and needed closure
so she ran out the door to apologize
and we already know the ending
how those reindeer led to her demise
v6
we all got up christmas morning
and we couldn't find grandma there
we opened up just one of her gifts
and found a brand new pair of underwear
chorus
twas the night ole santa got mooned
a christmas image he'd like to erase
now santa's never been called a pervert
but it surely put a smile on santa's face
music break (big 8)
chorus
twas the night ole santa got mooned
a christmas image he'd like to erase
now santa's never been called a pervert
but it surely put a smile on santa's face
tag
and if there's one thing
we can learn from this
there's always somebody watching
even if it's ole saint nick :)