Name: If I Was A Midget"
Channel: Akodemix (beat used benefits "if i owned a midget"
Description: "If I Was A Midget"" is a song by AkodemiX. this is a song i did after hearing Benifits "if i owned a midget".. I have a few friends that like to call me a giant so i did this as a joke towards them lettin them know i feel their pain..

If I Was A Midget"

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this is a song i did after hearing Benifits "if i owned a midget".. I have a few friends that like to call me a giant so i did this as a joke towards them lettin them know i feel their pain..

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The CELESTIAL AkodemiX, ALL KNOWIN(AK)or AK PRIME L.A.W.S. Official The Faculty(formerly know as The Acolites), Audiobots & Subliminal Visuals To Make Your Head Nod Till Your Neck Detachs from its Collar.. Right Here Id Like To take A Second Out to Say... To My Cousin POET aka Brother Mike(R.I.P. 4/1/99) I LOVE YOU BRO AND IMA HOLD U DOWN AND FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.. ITs ALL For U 4HORSEMEN 4EVA.. SOUNDMINDES FAMILY 2004 Til INFINITY

Song Info

Genre

Hip-Hop • Hip Hop General

Charts

Peak #1,234

Peak in subgenre #668

Author

Akodemix (beat used benefits "if i owned a midget"

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AKODEMIX

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May 09, 2002

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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

a few of my homegirls get kicks off of callin me JOLLY GREEN GIANT cuz im 6'4" and they are 5' nothing. so i told them if they messing wit me i was gonna get them so here u have it.."IF I WAS A MIDGET"

Lyrics

If I was a midget I’d probaly stand at 4’3" /
Mad as hell at the world for confusin jewels wit me /
The cool thing, I’d get around the city with ease /
I’d dress up in childrens clothes and ride the bus for free /
Just imagine all the fly honies I’d gee /
Gas them up to think that cat tattoo was me / lib - look boss the plane
I wont lie I’ll probably get the 3rd degree /
But after it have everyone feel sorry for me /
If I was a midget it wouldn’t stress me out too much /
I’d get in fights wit tall folk and have their ankles for lunch /
I’d drive the Barbie corvette and and pimp the dream house too /
Tell the truth if you was small u would do it too /
I will admit theres problems being 4’3" /
I couldn’t eat at Mickey Dee’s without a booster seat /
Ill even have pre-k kids that’s bigger than me /
And constantly have people yellin "watch out its mini me" /
If I was a midget you people couldn’t tell me shit /
I’d walk around causin trouble and while im riding a pitt /
And anyone that’s outta line im making sure they get bit /
Mess around and piss me off and yall could find out quick /
I’d be 4’ of fury well trained in martial arts /
Bruce Lee of little people tear your knees apart /
I’d be A tough little cookie, that would be in control /
Turning 30 years of age looking 7 years old /
If I was a midget I would be at the top of my game /
Doin midget rap shows and have y’all screamin my name /
Be like damn that little bastids spittin some flames /
A big voice wit little body leave the whole crowd amazed /
If I was a midget I probably would hang out with jewels /
Sneakin into Disney World at children’s fares be cool /
Being  Mickey’s  stunt double man that job be dope /
Imagine me in Willow 2 making all that dough /
If I was a midget hazel probaly be my best friend /
She’d dress me up to look like Chucky a good guy to the end / 
If I was a midget I would have beef wit leprechauns /
Cause even shorties like myself need someone to pick on /
I’d be the coolest little midget on this side of OZ /
Taken munchkins out on dates to their High School Proms /
Hollerin at the tall girls so I can sleep in their bra’s /
But make sure their double d cause midgets like to live large /
I'd Be a Bad lil midget making fun of you all /
so just remember that it’s a small world after all /

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