Just a comedy track for fun. I changed 99% of the villains names to reflect obscenities.
THIS IS THE SPIDERMAN YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE IN THEATRES. Haha, I didn't bother trying to mix it, I don't give a f***.
real
canada
dope
new brunswick
underground
rapmusic
sick
saint john
randumb
port city
justin rent
white noize
mystik musik
quispamsis
rothesay
Story behind the song
Decided to do a song like my old stuff. For those who didn't know me when I first started this music stuff, 85% of my songs were jokes.
Anyway, here's some interesting stuff I'm assuming most of you won't catch.
Doctor Octopussy = Doctor Octopus
Green Gobbler = Green Goblin
Wino = Rhino
Erecto = Electro
And the Phone number 454-9333 is 454-WEED.
Just some little things I threw in, there's more, but I'll let you pick them out for yourself.
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
My name is Spider-man and I don't wear a cape.
I like to blaze a lot, I'm getting very baked,
'cause only bitch for me is that "Mary Jane".
I live at home wit aunt may, unemployed, so thats where I stay.
I was swinging through the city, for a minute
all the women, got my Spider-balls a-tingling.
I think I'll call a friend then... "Yo Doctor Octopussy
get the Green Gobbler, dog, I got a woody."
(Chorus)
NiteGown: Creepy Crawly Spider-man.
Me: I'm a mother fucking creep, see me swinging over street lights.
NiteGown: Crawling up my wall.
Me: Crawling up your wall so I can watch you while you're shitting.
NiteGown: Spider-man! Where you can. Spider-man.
Creepy Crawly Spider-man
Me: I'm a mother fucking creep, see me swinging over street lights.
NiteGown: Crawling up my wall.
Me: Crawling up your wall so I can tape you in your shower.
NiteGown: Spider-man! Where you can.
Spider-man, Spider-man, you're my Spider-man, Spider-man.
Spider-man! You're my Spider-man, Spider-man.
(Verse 2)
See Wino and Erecto at the porn shop.
Spider-man: Yo whats Hydro-man's number dog? I need some more pot
Erecto: 454-9333
Spider-man: Thanks a lot
Erecto: Yo I seen you on the T.V. screen. Venom's been talking about you, he's calling you out dude. It's spreaded all over town too.
Spider-man: Whatever, I just want to blaze weed dog.
Yo you want to chill at my aunts house? I got a sweet bong.
(Chorus)
NiteGown: Spider-man.
Me: Don't be scared of me, it's alright, it's okay.
NiteGown: Crawling up my wall.
Me: I'm just crawling up your wall so I can tape you while
you shower.
NiteGown: Spider-man! Crawling up my wall.
Me: Crawling up your wall so I can tape you in the shower.
NiteGown:Spider-man, where you can now.
(Verse 3)
It's Peter Parker, peeping through your window.
6th floor? Shit that ain't far for me to get hoe.
I just crawl up with my camera to take a pic.
Sell that shit to Mr. J.J. Jamieson.
Have the shit all over the news.
Girl: That creepy Spider-perv was taking shots of my boobs
News announcer: Be cautious, 'cause you might run into this masked menance.
Flea when I'm seen, like I was The Flash in this.
Sometimes I'm bored of shooting web outside my wrist.
So I jack off and shoot webbing from my Spider-dick.
Give you Spider-aids, from my Spider-jizz.
Make sure that you call your gynecologist.
Honest trick, I'mma smack up all of you.
Giving all you hoes some arachnophobia.
Fast for showing up, I leave just the same
and I be this insane crazed peeper... They say:
"Spider-perv, Spider-perv.
Always holds that Spider-bird.
Gin in hand, every time.
Dropping these hoes just like flies.
Look out..."
(Outro)
NiteGown: Man... Spider-man, Spider-man, Spider-man, Spider-man!
Me: Spider-man, Spider-man. Do that dirty Spider-man (repeat x4)
Spider-man, Spider-man.
Always peeping and spying man.
give him head, saying please.
But don't be surprised when you get diseased.
Look out...