In the ever popular Weezer parodying mood, this is a parody of 'Why Bother?' from Pinkerton.
A comedy rock band that specializes in parodies.
A comedy rock band that specializes in song parodies. Our biggest influence are The Cars. Our other major influence is of course, Weird Al Yankovic. We also do original songs yet we try our best to not take ourselves seriously.
Story behind the song
Love the song, "Why Bother?" and saw them perform in acousticly on AOL Sessions and decided to parody it. More of a B-Side to "Dork In Jeans" than anything.
-David Heline Jr.-
Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr.
I've never touched a girl before,
My engines running, and I want to explore,
We're moving at an incredible pace,
And then I happen to see your daddy's gun case,
Your father,
He's gonna kill me,
My blood will spill and then he'll grille me,
This mounting tension is scary,
I'll die young without a popped cherry,
I know your father won't approve,
His gun is gone, and now we are both nude,
And as you slowly approach third base,
I'm imagining the shock on his face,
Your father,
Is gonna shoot me,
Then he'll hang me just like a trophy,
Don't think I can take the suspense,
I should just stick to abstinence,
I stop myself, I can't do this,
And with a smile, you lean, and plant a kiss,
You say don't worry we're not sneaks,
My folks are gone, they'll be away for weeks,
Your father,
Is on vacation,
No more worries of my castration,
And while he's lolling in the water,
I'll be mounting his precious daughter,
Your father,
Is on vacation,
No more worries of my castration,
Your father,
Is gonna kill me,
My blood will spill and then he'll grille me,
Your father is gonna kill me...
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