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Evil person rapping.
This is Sarcasm and Rebel, Trench Coat Mafia, bringing some evil shit to ya.
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MP3 6.1 MB • 128 kbps • 6:40
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Dear Carlito, my name is Pedro and i really like you
I wish i could be cool and spit in peoples faces like you
And i would pull a backcracker on people with my might too
Man im getting goosebumps on my arms as i write you
this letter, hows it with the girls? As you know i got a girlfriend
And i love the both of you until this world ends
Well anyways i feel you should be pushed for a title run
Wow im really going crazy telling by the sun
Ive been trying to prepare what to say to a cool chico
I get chills down my spine when rewatching your matches on Tivo
But i feel you should be cocky again instead of meana
Because when you were cocky, you destroyed people like John Cena
Anyways i would appreciate a responce from you, i dont demand this
Well im gonna head out soon to snack on a sandwich
Well good luck in your future hope your respond back to me
And spit in peoples faces and keep the backs cracking please
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Dear Carlito, you havent responded to my last 3 mesages
Thats ok, you must be busy, or hell you might not be gettin this
I would find it fucked up that you wouldn respond to your fans at all
But you know what? Im prolly being paranoid lets not have a tassle
My girls on my case about you, shes starting to get mean yo
Sometimes i wish she could get cussed out by your friend Santino
She believes im taking it serious, she keeps making this a hassle
She even questioned me on my idea to cop out your afro
I cant believe she would take it out on me in this manna
I hope you could resolve our problem on the next Carlitos Cabana
But thats ok, because when i think of you, i feel loud and great
Then i start to play as you in smackdown vs. raw 2008
I mean seriously on one episode of Raw, you got me hyper
Because i saw you were about to own that hasbeen Roddy Piper
I mean comon the weirdo is out of shape overdosing on Placidills
Maybe he should try street drugs, i mean at least Acid Kills
I got an action figure of you, including your plush doll
When i received them in the mail, i was talking like Mush Mouth
I saw you once, i wanted to talk but too many people to tackle through
I was angry because i wanted to get you to sign my box of apple juice
Well i gotta go soon, i hope you get this letter this time
And if you do man, ill be speechless youd be too kind
Im getting a little to over the top on this im so so sorry
But with you, can you say hi to your brother and father for me?
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Dear Carlito, you fucked up piece of shit motherfucker
I knew the minute i wrote you you would play me like a sucker
Im currently driving 80 fucking miles an hour
Now whenever i look at your huge as afro, my mouth goes sour
All i wanted was one simple letter you fucking dipshit
You couldnt even do that, now you gotta deal with this
I cant believe youd let your arrogance take over you
Well my liking for you and collection for you is over too
I bought all of your merchandise to show you my feelings
Had figures, shirts, pictures on the walls and on the ceiling
When i went to work you shouldve seen what i had for my lunch
People questioned, i ate apple sauce, juice for fuckin 5 months
I hope youre proud of yourself mister im better than you fans
You should be shot for ignoring us, youre such a cruel man
All i ever did was admire your work and you broke my heart
I hope you swallow your apple wrong and you choke it hard
I feel rejected for my help to try and help out your career
Because i watched you in action entertaining for years
And you know.. SHUT UP!!! Thats my girlfriend in the trunk
None of this wouldve happend if you didnt ignore me like a punk
You couldve prevented all of this you had your chance
Now your gonna have 2 people dying all over your hands
So fuck you man thats all i need to mention to you
O fuck i forgot, shit, how am i gonna get this to you
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Dear Pedro, first off i wanna apologize for the long delay
Ive been ve
