A new mix, heavily cleaned up.
A song about the lazy man - how he wants everything doing for him, but in actual fact is a very sad individual and longs for help.
I'm a couch potato, a helpless soul.
Glued to the TV; I'm push button crazy.
But I like the feeling, the power it brings.
So fetch me my supper wife, fetch me my bed.
I need someone to fetch me my life.
Chorus:
Sit at the table
Fast food junkie
Penny in the slot boy
Stir fried easy
Watching the wheel spin, bring me my fortune
Watching the wheel spin, bring me my freedom
I'd like to send you flowers, to say I'm sorry
I like to buy you nice things, when money's easy.
But old man whisky just took the lot,
He's a dirty old man who lives in my flat afraid of the real world,
He hides behind my back.
Chorus
Me? I'd rather sit at the table.
I'm a fast food junkie, a stir fried chicken
Put a penny in the slot and watch the wheel spin
Bring me my fortune, bring me my freedom.
Pass me the sauce so that I may eat
This tasteless food staring up at me,
Through smoking eyes that read my mind,
She knows what pleases me.
Chorus