Cana-Aussie-Kiwi Xmas Song ! ! ! !
To bring Joy to all people throughout the world!!
Randolph the Red Nosed Roo
By: Simply Two guests Kiwi Kate & Curly Tom
Verse I
I bet you never heard of the Xmas when Santa and Rudolph got too much sun
It was a hot summer’s night near the Twizel Outhouse they finished all their visits, all but one
Santa knew of Kiwi and Curly Tom and a Roo, named Randolph and his red shiny nose
No one would know the difference, so with Curly Tom as Santa with Randolph to the sky they arose
(Hear comes Curly Tom, here comes Curly Tom, and Randolph the red-nosed Roo!!)
Verse II
Randolph led that sleigh like an old pro and Tom fit Santa’s suit to a tee
All went well till they got to the last house and he couldn’t fit down the chimney
Curly said “Randolph, what will we do mate, we’ll be in trouble if we can’t get in, we have to get in the house somehow, to give all the children their toys”
So Randolph jumped down from the rooftop and kicked the door down, oh that Randolph he made such a terrible noise
(what to do Curly Tom, there is something wrong, Randolph’s a kicking Roo!!)
Verse III
The kids they’d snuck out of their beds that night and were waiting up for Santa with glee
When the bang from the door crashing downwards scared them all one Xmas Eve
When they went to the door to see what happened, their fears suddenly grew
Cause there running off in the distance was Randolph, the red-nosed runaway Roo
(What to do Curly Tom, ya better phone Kiwi, You got to find the Roo!!)
Verse IV
Curly Tom rushed down from the rooftop and settled down all the girls and boys
He used the phone to call our Kiwi, as he dailed, the children opened their toys
(Ring…Hello!!) “Kiwi we got us some trouble, the Roo’s running scared your way, I need you to go and find him cause without him I can’t fly the sleigh!!”
(And Kiwi said)
“Oh my godness Curly Tom!, he’ll be in the Outhouse, the Twizel Outhouse and won’t be out for days
You just make your way home and leave this to Santa, he’ll pick up the sleigh”
(On his way Curly Tom, Kiwi’s worried about, Randolph the runaway Roo!!)
Verse (1/2)
Now Tom said goodbye to all the children and said Merry Xmas to
He made his way home to Kiwi’s to help comfort poor old Randolph the red-nosed Roo!
Tag:
Randolph the red nosed Roo
Poor Ole Randolph the red nosed Roo
(together)
Kiwi says: “Tee Hee Hee, Merry Xmas to one and all ! ! !”
Tom says: “Hoo hoo hoo Merry Xmas to one and all ! ! !”