this sh*** is too funny!!!!
Story behind the song
rapbattles.com battle just for the fuck of it....
rocks my roommate....
Lyrics
They call you rock, but you soft like charmin,
So its fuck tom tom, everyones using garmin,
Rock your garbage, your are not an artist,
You couldn’t make hits with a glock and a target,
Your not the smartest, battle me, you getting hurt,
You act retarded, and you look like squidward,
Using big words, trying to hurt my feelings,.
But the only fan you got, is hangin from your ceiling,
I know your stealing, every line that you drop,
Im like a drug dealer, the way im handing rock,
And i cant be stopped, and I cant be contained,
I heard you was hot, but I blew out your flame,
Now you out the game, and you sitting on the bench,
You cant make money, so your shit don’t make sense,
This shits getting tense, but im just having fun
I got 99 problems and the rock aint one, hit me
I got 99 problems and the rock aint one,
I call him rock bottom, cause that’s where he came from,
They call you rock, but you better just roll,
Before I crack rock, and smoke him like a bowl,
Im in control, like I took off power steering,
And This dude raps, like he just lost his hearing,
So all im hearing, is a bunch of moans and groans,
They must call him rock, cause he’s always stoned,
And on the microphone, he displays a fake persona,
Only time the rocks hard, hes stroking his boner,
Your suck a stoner, so I’ll make the message clear,
Rock you suck harder, than a bunch of dying queers,
And as your career, its underground like a dead dude,
The only buzz you got, is one the top of your head dude,
This is the end dude , but I aint done,
I got 99 problems and the rock aint one, hit me